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Robert BarclayRB

Robert is an expert within the equine industry who has set up projects throughout Europe as well as developing international business relationships and interests in the Middle East and Africa.

Having spent a lifetime working within the equine sector, Robert has been heavily involved in equine sports for more than 30 years, and still maintains strong links with all equestrian disciplines.

His international career in the industry includes working on, and starting up, equine projects in Portugal, Sweden, Denmark, France, Germany and Iceland, and he has travelled extensively in the Middle East and Africa, developing international business relationships and interests.

As well as being Director of a number of companies including Fox Feeds Ltd, Fox Forages Ltd, HorseHage Ltd and HorseHage GmbH in Germany, which produce a range of specialist feeds and forage for the horse industry, Robert is also a Partner in a farming business. 

Awarded a Royal Warrant in 1983, HorseHage is used by the Animal Health Trust in Newmarket and has also been supplied to the British Equestrian Teams at every Olympic Games from Los Angeles in 1984 through to Athens 2004.

The company is the sole supplier of forages to the Household cavalry, Kings Troop Royal Artillery and the Royal Military Academy as well as several racing establishments, and has exported feeds to most of the Gulf States.

Here follows the transcript between Robert Barclay and Rick Dale.....

THIS IS A PHONE CONVERSATION THAT TOOK PLACE IN JANUARY BETWEEN RICK DALE AND ROBERT BARCLAY OF THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT DEPARTMENT OF INTERNATIONAL AGRI-TECHNOLOGY CENTRE AND IS ON TAPE

 

RD=RICK DALE

RB= ROBERT BARCLAY (BRITISH GOVERNMENT)

 

RD:      I am about to tape a conversation between Robert Barclay of the Government and myself, I am just about to phone him and tape it. 

Resp:    Hello … Overseas 

RD:      Hello, yeah, it’s Rick Dale, can I speak to Robert please? 

Resp:    Sorry, it’s who? 

RD:      Rick Dale, to speak to Robert Barclay. 

Resp:    Right, hold on one sec. 

RD:      Thank you. 

RB:      Richard … 

RD:      Hello, Robert, what’s happening? 

RB:      I haven’t heard anything over the weekend, I’ll give it a stir this morning and see what happens.

RD:      OK, there’s just a few things, you know, I did fax you. 

RB:      Oh no, no, you did, I’m not intending to interfere in any way or of, anything you want to do at all, all I want to do is to get a settlement eventually that will you know, hold him down again, so that’s up to you, you do, you’ve gotta do what you wanna do in the meantime …

RD:      Well, last time I stopped doing, you know, we ended up with basically by you know …getting screwed 

RB:      Yes, I’m not, I mean, I’m not intending to interfere with anything (meaning the demo) that you want to do, if I can get a settlement out of this, then I am a happy man, but if we can’t, we can’t.  It is as simple as that. 

RD:      Of course.  I mean … 

RB:      I’ll do my best. ??? ??? ???  I mean I want to see it finished. 

RD:      You’re not the only one, but … 

RB:      (Laughing) I can imagine I’m not. (meaning the Omanies) 

RD:      The problem we have got, is that if you’re dealing with Abdi (Colonal Abdi head of the Oman Royal Cavalry), how does Abdi go above him to sort of get, you know, that sort of other things the horse cruelty, you know. 

RB:      I don’t know, no, that’s, you know, it’s um, I’m pushing the information at Abdi, if Abdi doesn’t respond then there is little more I can do, is there?  I can’t go up, well I can go up to the Oman Embassy and things but I don’t want to do that yet.

 RD:      Yeah. 

RB:      That gives it a level of, of, of, of, ??? that you wouldn’t want actually. 

RD:      Why’s that then? 

RB:      Well, because it gets, it gets, horribly complicated and they, they would probably turn round and say they are not interested anyway. 

RD:      I think it is complicated enough as it is, isn’t it? 

RB:      Exactly. 

RD:      Is, you know, I’d just like, you know, you talked to me about the references … 

RB:      Yeah. 

RD:      … you said you guys would sort out a Government reference. You know … 

RB:      Oh no, I wouldn’t say a Government reference, I’m saying there is a, there is a, because we are a government organisation we could write you a letter that made it appear that there were two sides to the story, put it that way. 

RD:      Oh, I see you sid it was before ? 

RB:      Do you see what I mean, as a ???, I can’t, I can’t give you a reference because I don’t know you. 

RD:      Exactly, that was what I was going to say. 

RB:      Exactly, what I can do is, is, is write you, write something out which shows that there was, been a problem and make it ??? ??? if anyone wanted to ask questions, that they came and asked, they’d get an honest opinion, if you see what I mean. 

RD:      But I’ve always, I go for the weekend, you know obviously things have happened, coz their weekend is different to us, isn’t it? 

RB:      Yeah.  Absolutely. 

RD:      I was speaking to his cousin, a cousin of his (His Majest Thuwainy), they’re not allowed to get involved, I don’t know if you know this, they’re not allowed to sort of get involved coz they’ll get their allowance cut off … 

RB:      (Laugh) I can imagine. 

RD:      So I know one though, he’s a guy called  thuwainey Said, one of them, he says you know that Qaboos is more worried about being found out about his, er, his homosexual tendencies to small boys small boys as we know, you know … 

RB:      Err, yeah well that’s Oman? 

RD:      What I’m saying is, what my worry is, how would you, you wouldn’t be able to have anything, you know to do anything, do you know what I’m saying? 

RB:      I can understand that that might happen.  And was, that, so, what he, I what I do feel he can do is sort out the first stages of the financial bit. 

RD:      Coz, I’ve also, in his exact words, and now this is coming from above, you know this is coming from a guy who is a member of the Royal family, his exact words were ‘Abdi is a prostitute, a liar and a thief’.  (RB: laugh) Not me, now this is this guy, you know, thuwainey, you know, he is a cousin and he can’t get involved in it and he can’t talk to Qaboos, they are not allowed to get involved in government things coz like I say they get their allowance chopped off.  (RB: yeah) Do you know what I’m saying? 

RB:      Oh no, I can imagine, it’s, it’s, I’ve been trying to sort the horse cruelty out at the Royal cavalry for two and a half years now , there are advantages in some ways if you happen to be an absolute ruler.  ie his little boys 

RD:      Well, that’s what Sultan means, doesn’t it, (RB: yes) my son told me at the weekend that that is what it means, Sultan doesn’t mean king or anything like that it actually means, erm … 

RB:      ???, it means something completely different. 

RD:      Really?  Coz Turk, it comes from the Ottoman Turkmen in fact … 

RB:      That’s right, yes. 

RD:      I’m learning all the time, (RB: laugh) I’d rather not be, to be honest, but there you go.  But you and I both know, one of the things that still ratt…, you are telling me we can sort out the compensation crap, then how, we still haven’t got down to the point of the horses.

 

RB:      I think, no I think we’ve got enough, that’s the easiest thing to resolve, and I think … 

RD:      Do you think so?  I mean, (RB: yes) how would that … 

RB:      Yes, I do because I think we, we will be in the process of writing a whole report for the Omani government on how they are looking after horses. 

RD:      They love reports, they totally love reports, I mean … 

RB:      Oh, they totally love reports, but when, in that is a lot of monitoring. 

RD:      Yeah, how, how, how are we going to monitor, or you monitor, and then, you know set my mind at ease, you know, how, this is the, this is the thing.  I mean we have both seen the cruelty, (RB: mmmm) and I don’t think besides the bit of cruelty where they are making money, I don’t think the cruelty, you know I don’t think the cruelty is, by the boys, deliberate except some of them are, just look vicious bastards, how the hell are we gonna, you know, you’re not gonna clear it up overnight, that’s for … 

RB:      No, no, no, I’m not saying, it would be naïve to think it gonna be, you know, it’s probably a ten year process to get the whole thing wrapped up. 

RD:      Yeah, I mean look at the thing what they did in Salalah, down there, you know, you’ve been down there, I’ve been there, you know we’ve seen, you know we’ve got Paul Cunningham down there at the moment, and he phones me up and says to me, he says, you’ll never guess what he’s done, it’s a Bank Holiday weekend, they … 

RB:      They just chuck all the food over the door and walk away. 

RD:      They chuck three days’ food into the horses. (RB: yeah) and of course, how many collapse do you get with that? (RB: laugh) So how do you stop that, because that’s laziness. 

RB:      The only way we can stop it is to make sure that the ??? responsibility – it comes from training, and then if that can be made to work, well at least then we know we’re taking a step forward.  We never, it would be naïve to think, we’re not gonna, you know, we may cure it in the Royal Cavalry but it would happen all out in the country, all over the place, wouldn’t it? 

RD:      Yes, it’s gonna happen out in the country but the thing is you have got to start at the top and basically the Royal Cavalry is the top, and they’ve got the money, this is the bit that wound me straight up all the way along, you know, like the Suffolk Punches who were bloody killed and the Clydesdale, you know the thing that wound me up right at the top, you know, it was, they have got the money and they have got the hor…, and they have a saying don’t they, you know if you can’t eat it, sell it, buy it or fuck it, then it’s no good, (RB: laugh) that is one of their Arabic sayings, isn’t it?  I don’t know if you have heard that one before but that, that’s what I was told, so when the poor old horses are past their sell by date, instead of euthanasia-ing them the nice way they were starving them to death, weren’t they? 

RB:      Well, that is, that is, that is Muslims they don’t know, they won’t deliberately go out and treat (talking together) well, you know. 

RD:      But what, what, why can’t,  … 

RB:      Want you to walk in there and go, and borrow a pistol one day I think, (laugh)

RD:      The vet that’s a good, that’s the nice vet, you’ve got two vets there that are decent guys, you’ve got the Greek guy,  

RB:      He seems to be quite decent, doesn’t he? 

RD:      Yeah, but the best one is the South African (RB: yeah) but I don’t understand, I think if his country wasn’t in such a mess he’d go back to South Africa, but his country’s in such a mess, and he’s on 6,000 rial a month, he’s not going to get that in South Africa is he?  Coz what’s 6,000 rial a month, about £9,000 (RB: £100,000 a year) a month, that’s £9,000 a month, isn’t it? 

RB:      Yeah, over £100,000 a year. 

RD:      And he’s tax-free and he’s got a house.  (RB: mmmm)  you know, he’s not, and let’s be honest, they don’t work their bloody arse off do they? 

RB:      No, they don’t. 

RD:      You know, I mean, have you seen that zoo he’s got there? 

RB:      No. 

RD:      Have you not seen the petting zoo?

RB:      No. 

RD:      You know as you go up to the Royal Cavalry (RB: yeah) you know that, you know the two big gates, that look like a thing on … you know the  

RB:      Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

RD:      That’s, that’s a zoo. 

RB:      I didn’t realise that. 

RD:      That’s where he takes, that’s where Sultan Qaboos takes his little boys, it’s called a petting zoo.  (RB: laugh)  He doesn’t pet the animals, if you know what I’m saying. (RB: laugh)  ??? He’s got a bear and all sorts in there, (RB: I didn’t know that) you didn’t know that was there?  Didn’t you honestly know that that was that? 

RB:      I didn’t know it was there, no. 

RD:      That is zoo.  Honest to God, it’s a zoo, some beautiful animals, some beautiful birds and things like that, but it’s his petting zoo where he takes the little kids to.  Have you been up to Safanat (Safa’iq?) yet? 

RB:      No. 

RD:      You see, they move the be…, you’ve seen the state of the horses down the Royal Cavalry, Safanat (Safa’iq?) is where they keep, you know, the, well, you know Julian Smart?  (RB: yeah)  He’s in Qatar now,  

RB:      Yeah, I know, yeah. 

RD:      You know that is, that’s unbelievable mate.  That is totally, he said, you know, he got 54 3-year olds, brought down there to train and he came back, and he said, Rick, he said, he said you might as well shoot the fucking lot of them, that was his words, you know they all come up from Salalah, he bred them, you know, where, you know, Paul Cunningham’s there, and if Paul says, every time he tries to do something he gets stopped, you know, if he tries to make out plans and everything, but they just like me and him, they just want the European’s there to rubber stamp their crap, basically, it’s, it’s, I don’t know what Paul’s, what’s Paul’s job title down there? 

RB:  Stud Manager. 

RD:      Is it? 

RB:      Yeah, I think so.  Well, that is what is on his card, anyway. 

RD:      Yeah?  Coz mine was racing expert. 

RB:      ??? Manager’s on mine, I think. 

RD:      But mine was racing expert, I’ve never even heard of one of those before, pathetic, isn’t it?  I don’t think they’ve replaced me yet, have they? 

RB:      No, they haven’t. 

RD:      I don’t think they probably will, will they? 

RB:      I suspect not. 

RD:      Well, you know, what can you do?  Abdi’s, Abdi’s love is racing, isn’t it?  (RB: yeah)  And that’s what he’s, basically what I saw was he was letting Salim Almahrooqy  get on with whatever he wanted and turning a blind eye to everything there, as long as he was making his money and he was going off to Dubai racing and flitting round the world to the race tracks, coz they travel first class everywhere, don’t they,  (RB: yeah)  and I think that’s what he was doing, don’t you? 

RB:      Erm, he’s certainly not a great horseman, let me put it that way. 

RD:      Well, he came from the Royal Air Force didn’t he, or the Royal Flight, where his brother is? 

RB:      I don’t know, I don’t know his origins.  But he’s, he’s ... 

RD:      The Royal Flight. 

RB:      ... he’s what you’d call, he’s a very personable front man, isn’t he? 

RD:      Yeah, but he’s gotta … 

RB:      … and that would be perfectly acceptable, if he had the expertise underneath him.  There’s no problem with that as long as he’s got people who know what’s going on underneath. 

RD:      But he doesn’t. 

RB:      He doesn’t seem to, does he? 

RD:      Salim Almarooqy, all he bothered about is the WAHO Show in 2009, and basically he’s just, it’s the old chest thumping isn’t it, they just want recognition for doing nothing, basically, because they are very brutal to some of their workers, you know,  (RB: mmmm)  you know, they are quite brutal to them, well it seems brutal the way they scream and shout and I know that is an Arab thing as well, isn’t it?  

RB:      You wouldn’t want to be a Pakistani working in that place. 

RD:      Oh no,  (RB: would you?)  … Indians aren’t they, I mean, God, they had them out the front there and they had a big long line of them, on what, about say an acre of land for a whole week, picking the weeds, (RB: yeah?) yeah, in the Royal Cavalry, so I mean instead of looking after the horses, even the place looks manicured to hell, doesn’t it?  (RB: yeah.)  I mean, what was the name of the English bloke who was there that built that place? 

RB:      Oh, gosh yeah, erm  

RD:      It was a Colonel, wasn’t it?  I think. The ???, was it Barclay?  Something like that?  (RB: no) No, that’s your name, (talking together) that’s your name, Barclay, it was something like that though, it was something like that.  And he put that place, like I told you, it was 30-odd years ago, and like I told you, Ian Borley built the race track, didn’t he. 

RB:      Yeah, he did, yeah. 

RD:      It’s not very well, not a good race track, even Ian says that, but … 

RB:      Well, it’s too tight, isn’t it, full stop. 

RD:      Yeah, he could only do it within the confines of what he was given, basically, and erm, I think again, he’d just won the, you know, had had Mill Reef hadn’t he, so it’s just the prestige thing, (RB: laugh) Lester Piggott stuck his nose in there and buggered off, didn’t he?  Anyway, so what’s gonna happen, what’s gonna happen today, coz I’m racing tomorrow, but I’ll still be on my mobile, you’ve got that haven’t you? 

RB:      I’ve got your mobile, I don’t know what’s going to happen, I’m just waiting for a response, it’s as simple as that, and if erm, I’ll give it a tweak later on  (RD: yeah) and see what happens. 

 

RD:      Well, what time is it there now? 

RB:      Well, it’s now lunchtime, it’s beyond lunchtime, it’s 2 o’clock, isn’t it.   

RD:      I dunno, it really works, they work straight through really, coz they knock off at half past two, you know. 

RB:      Well, I’ll give it another tweak, I haven’t done so yet this morning … 

RD:      Yeah, so what happens at the end of this?  When we’ve finished then, can I still have a go at Charles Kendall, because I feel a bit aggrieved towards them. 

RB:      You will get, I mean my, my opinion, in a loose term, is that you should gain to get a proportion of your compensation, of what it is going to be, in your wages packet, draw a line underneath that one, because you can’t, you’re never going to get anywhere trying to sue someone in Oman, you’ll get absolutely nowhere. 

RD:      No, that’s true 

RB:      … so, you know, as painfully obvious to you as it is to me, because (RD: and what about) some of the poor designs in Oman will bend the rule by someone else and you’ll never get anywhere at all. 

RD:      And what about the two grand I have got to pay the Court in London? 

RB:      Well, that, that, that’s a different matter.  The question is you sued the Sultan, who is in Oman, who’s a foreign resident in the UK.  I don’t know, I’ll have to look at that one.  Well, what I was trying to do was take it stage by stage really your compensation which Colonal Abdi promised and the horse cruelty. 

RD:      Well, I want it all finished in one hit, if you know …  

RB:      I know, I appreciate that, but from the Omani’s point, the Omani’s point of view, I’ve got to knock it off in progressive stages, do you see what I mean?  Because they can’t, what’s happened is that they are just going ‘oh, the man’s being, we can’t deal with this man, we can’t deal with this man’. 

RD:      Well, I gave them a chance to deal with me … are you … 

RB:      You gave them a chance to deal with you, but their mentality would just, well, he’ll go away, he’ll go away, well you haven’t gone away … 

RD:      I know I’ve petrified them. 

RB:      Yeah.  So what you’ve gotta do, what we’ve gotta do now is work it out the other way round, and I’m not, I’ve gotta try and, I have to make the assumption that you are a decent bloke, and that basically they’re a decent bloke … 

RD:      Well, they (talking together)  

RB:      I’ve got to be a acquitable to both sides. 

RD:      We both, we both hate the sight of each other, but there. 

RB:      Yes, but that’s not my job is it, my job is to get the thing, is to (can’t hear) if there’s nobody in the job, I’m trying to do this for my own you know, … 

RD:      Well, yeah, your job, you’re trying to mediate I suppose. 

RB:      I’m trying to mediate a bit, and it could be that I’ll fail completely, in which case I am afraid you are back to square one. 

RD:      Well, no, I’m not back to square one because, you know … 

RB:      Well, back to where I started anyway, no I will try and make it work and try and get a mediated solution to it, and to do that, my way of doing it is to get them to accept first of all that they have not paid you the wages, (RD: can’t hear) that is a great psychological step, do you see what I mean? 

RD:      Yeah, well I’ve proved that to you, you’ve had my bank … what else … 

RB:      That’s it you see, I think that, but you have to get them to accept that mentally, once they’ve accepted that, we’re now, we’re on, we’re on a street and we can get somewhere, we might be able to resolve it.  But if they can’t accept that then I don’t know what the hell I can do, really. 

RD:      But I still want to have a dig at Charles Kendall & Partners LTD (one of the biggest arms dealers in the world who do all the recruiting for Oman based in London), like, you know because, I wouldn’t want anyone else to be in the situation I was in, you know I was frog-marched with two armed guards down to my house, (RB: yeah) and made to send that other, you’ve seen a copy of that email, (RB: to?)  to everybody in my email book, (RB: oh yeah, I see, yeah) and I was frog-marched by Salim Almahrooqy and then at gun point to my house where I was made to send emails to Abdi’s, you know, and you know, I don’t want anybody else to be in that situation ever again, because while we … 

RB:      I would my advice would be that if we can’t get a, a, a conclusion with the actual Royal Cavalry, on a basis of your wages plus the money they owe you and the horse cruelty, if you see what I mean, (RD: yeah) and what the plus would be I don’t know, and I want to take a psychological step as I say that you have not received your wages. 

RD:      Well, I’m not bothered about that, that to me, it seems to me, that to me, for some unknown reason they seem to be going on and on about that (the money I am and have been more interested in the horses) and I think, I feel that’s diversionary, do you understand what I am saying. 

RB:      Yeah, well that’s, they’re using it and saying we have, and therefore we’re not going to look at the rest of the thing, and if I can prove to them that they haven’t they’ll have to look at the rest of the thing. 

RD:      Well, I think, like I just said to you I think that’s diversionary, on their part … 

RB:      Yeah, they’re using it as an excuse, for which, if we can demolish that excuse, you are, whatever happens you  are legally entitled to the wages, but there’s no moral, from my point of view there is no moral conundrum in whether you are right or wrong in getting you your wages, so that’s not a problem to anyone, they should pay them, full stop. 

RD:      And then we have got the horse cruelty to get on with. 

RB:      Then, then we can, I can deal with the horse cruelty, I think to keep both sides happy as long as they, I can get the Royal Cavalry to accept that, I, we have had an edict from the Sultan, (RB: yeah?) saying that the problem is going to be resolved, it’s about 18 months old, that edict and we have got to remind the Royal Court that that is what is going on and so we can stop the cruelty once and for all. 

RD:      Because you, you’ve been, you said 2½ years …  

RB:      2½ years max yes  

RD:      Well, in that time, have you seen any improvement, because I never saw any improvement in the 6-month period I was there. 

RB:      Erm, I haven’t seen a physical improvement, what I have seen is an acceptance that they don’t know the answers, and that’s taken 2 years, 2½ years to get there. 

RD:      How are they so slow at doing things. 

RB:      So slow at doing things, it’s unbelievable. 

RD:      But though, yet when they decide to do it though, they go off like a bloody scalded cat. 

RB:      Well, this is what happened, just before Christmas their, I don’t know if you ever met Sami, General Sami from the MEF (UEF?) big Egyptian chap with a big moustache, he was over here for Olympia, doing some judging in Olympia and he suddenly rang us up and said, ‘this report you told us, a year and a half ago, you’d write and do all the fundamentals for, I want it’, so I said well, when do you want it?  Oh, by 1st January, this is just before Christmas. 

RD:      Yeah, I got given a report when I was there on how to, on basically what they wanted me to do, (RB: yeah) but it was made by some Australian bloke, about 2 years ago, and they said, well, we wrote this report, you have a look at this and then you do your report. 

RB:      Yeah, they … 

RD:     Well I do a repot to but they obviously didn’t like it. 

RB:      Yeah, we’re, we’re, we would tackle it from, I mean physically what we would tackle is as I say the first thing you have to do is put in a ??? in your university, put in an Equine Management course and put half a dozen people through it.  So that you have got some people who really do know, and then those people have got to travel round the world and understand how horses are looked after. 

RD:      Well, those people need to work in yards, in Newmarket and such like, it depends on obviously what they (talking together) the way … 

RB:      What they do in Newmarket, go to America, France, or Germany, it doesn’t really matter as long as they get some international experience. 

RD:      Yeah, but I know certain, OK, certain, you know, you know, certain people that have worked, I mean, we know of, Captain Said Belushi (RB: yeah) the one that does the carriages, the one that feeds his horse chicken feed and (RB: yeah) they look like chickens …

RB:      They look like shit 

RD:      … well, he spent a lot of time, he told me, in yards, in erm, several years in fact, in Germany. 

RB:      Yeah, I think he has done. 

RD:      But the thing is, he gets his money for his horses, I’m told he’s the richest man in the Royal Cavalry, he owns restaurants, (RB: laugh) ??? a ??? list this, and he’s got like 60-odd people on staff at the Royal Cavalry of his own, and only 20 turn up for work and he’s got the rest working on building sites, (RB: laugh) did you know that? 

RB:      (RB: laugh) 

RD:      But this is endemic and this has got to be stopped.  You know, because if you’ve got 20 doing 60 men’s work, what the hell happens?  It’s like Captain Sadami wanted to sack his Sergeant, he’d done about 16 years this Sergeant, up at Safanak (Safa’iq?), (RB: yeah) he was coming in in the morning, it was one of these ones, you know all the taxi drivers (RB: yeah) coz most of those are Royal Guard, aren’t they? 

RB:      Yeah, well they all have been, yeah, yeah. 

RD:      Yeah.  And he comes in in the morning, at what time, 6 o’clock and he goes at 7 o’clock. 

RB:      Job done. 

RD:      Well, he doesn’t do a job, does he, he comes in and has how many coffees, they have to sign in, don’t they (RB: laugh) and he buggers off, you know, what’s the crack there?  You know, and this is, how do you stop that unless you have got good management. 

RB:      One of the ways we wanted to, to, to do it, was actually to be able to get the horses, the horses they’d finished with … 

RD:      Yeah, the ones that, you know, well … 

RB:      … I’ll let you know, say they had a hundred horses that they want to dispose of, they’ve finished with, they, you know they’d done a bit of racing and proved useless, you’d go through, shoot 20 of them, re-export 20 of them and the 20, the remaining 20 put on tourist rides and things like that so that you can get a bit of value out of them, (RD: ... for that) get them out of the Cavalry and that’s what we, one of the things we were trying to negotiate. 

RD:      But he won’t sell them because he saw some being towed or something … 

RB:      He saw someone towing a carriage with some that were gifted by the Royal cavalry, which is why we got originally involved in the first place, because then they’re British Embassy and they come under, contribute to sorting this out, so those you know, there, our Embassy knows there is a problem, but it is not high priority (RD: high priority) when you have got all, you know you’ve got all the terrorism issues and everything else. 

RD:      I wouldn’t say there was any terrorism issues in Oman. 

RB:      They’re undercurrent, their undercurrent, could be quite dangerous but anyway that’s why the Britsh Government don’t like upsetting them that and oil. 

RD:      Really, I wouldn’t, I really, you know, I, as you know I’m ex army I didn’t see any. 

RB:      It’s a very strategically important place, put it like that.  There’s more important things to worry about from a, if you are dealing on this levels and you know (talking together) … 

RD:      … you gotta keep good ??? ??? is strategically important that means, I mean, you are right across the Gulf from, let’s be honest, probably the biggest terrorist threat in the world at the moment, or not terrorist threat, threat full stop and that’s Iran, and then, but when I was there he visited there, that guy whatever his face is, he visited Oman. 

RB:      Erm, er, the Iranian Leader, yeah. 

RD:      He’s a funny bugger isn’t he? (RB: laughing/coughing)  I learnt a lot when I was there about things, coz I never knew that er, that Iran was basically used to be a different, like, you know that used to be Persia and they speak Urdu is it?  It is Urdu?   

RB:      Farsi. 

RD:      They speak what? 

RB:      Farsi. 

RD:      They speak a different language … 

RB:      It’s different from the Arabic, but they are quite similar, it’s halfway between Arabic and Urdu. 

RD:      It’s quite amazing, I never knew all that, I thought they all spoke the same lingo, myself. 

RB:      Well, you, yeah, you’d get away with Arabic. 

RD:      Really?  I mean, you know Saudi Arabia is the most frightening place they’ve sent me to, I don’t know whether Abdul’s trying to kill me then …  (RB: laughing) they got me out of there within 24 hours because there was some threat to me or something like that, back to Bahrain, and then they flew me back home from Bahrain the next day (RB: yeah) I don’t know what that was about, whether it was bullshit or what.  But erm … 

RB:      It was probably bullshit. 

RD:      They took … yeah, probably, coz I think maybe Colonel Ramsey wanted to spend the night in Bahrain … 

RB:      Yeah, that sounds more like it. 

RD:      Coz there is beer in Bahrain and prostitutes, and there is none of those in Saudi Arabia, well, there probably are in Saudi Arabia, but very difficult to find, (RB: laugh) and if you get caught with them you are probably in big do-doos. 

RB:      Oh yes, off with his head. 

RD:      Well, Ramsey’s a funny bugger, do you know much about …, he’s the technical expert on his card. 

RB:      Yeah, well, he doesn’t have a job to do either, does he? 

RD:      No, that’s why he came with me, I mean, just coz he could speak the lingo, basically, wasn’t it, (RB: yeah) while he was drunk most of the time so he couldn’t (RB: yeah) as you can see from my er, my er, my website, I didn’t mind the guy, he was just a bit arrogant, you know, I mean (RB: he’s erm,) I could have left him at the airport, at the first class lounge in Bahrain, but he had the car keys.  Anyway, I’ll let you get on, Robert, so …

RB:      … I’ll keep working at it and I might just … 

RD:      … give me a bell this afternoon, coz I’ve got to go out now, and like I say, I’ve got, I’ve got commitments for this March, and it’s quite snowballing, and I’m trying at the moment to sort of not let it snowball any further because if we do … 

RB:      No, I wouldn’t, at no stage, it’s your decision, I am not going to put any, any, (RD: what I’m saying is …) … on you to stop doing anything in that direction at all, that is not what I am there for, all I want to do is see if we can get you to agree something in the end, and hopefully quite quickly, but I’ve no intention of putting any pressure on you from that direction, it would do no good at all. 

RD:      I’m a bit worried that, I’ve got this from somebody who I can’t say, that this could be kidnapped by the animal rights people you know he’s got quite a few enemies, you know, old Sultan Qaboos, and they’d like to kidnap something like this coz they’ve not been able to start it up and, you know,  you know he likes his little boys, (RB: yeah) and, but basically for that reason, I mean, I don’t know, because, I don’t know how that would work because you know, you know, erm, whether he, if he comes to England and someone puts an international arrest warrant for kiddie fiddling, erm, whether they could pick him up for that. 

RB:      Erm, they’d have to prove it happened in the British jurisdiction, which wouldn’t be very easy. 

RD:      But again, you know not really as international arrest warrant is that it stops so called sex tourist and pedos like Sultan Qaboos 

RB:      I mean, from what, the only thing I would say to you  (RD: this is what …) is if you do find that people like that are getting involved, you are on fairly highly dicey ground because although its commonly known he likes young boys western governments need him so I wouldn’t get involved in that sort of thing. 

RD:      I don’t want to get involved with those sort of people.  At the end of the day I don’t want to get involved with those sort of people, I think … 

RB:      No, I can see that.  They are, they are horrors, some of them. 

RD:      Reputations, and … I mean, I am all … 

RB:      They undermine what you are trying to do, to be honest. 

RD:      Yeah, and I don’t want to get involved with these quite strong animal activists either as well, I know … 

RB:      They are just as dangerous. 

RD:      Yeah, exactly, coz I think they have got other political agendas, or they are nuts. 

RB:      Or they are just mad human haters rather than animal lovers. 

RD:      Yeah, I think they’ve need, have had a bad childhood or something.  Daddy didn’t give me enough attention when they were kids.  Something like that, I am not sure. 

RB:      I’m going to try, just going to keep working at this and just put up a bit of moral pressure and see what happens and, it is possible that I will fail, but I will do the, do what I can. 

RD:      Well, you don’t sound very positive, you sounded a bit more positive last week. 

RB:      Erm, I am, I’m no less positive than I was last week.  I think that we have all come to a conclusion that if, it’s, this dealing with Arabs takes a bit of time, doesn’t it. 

RD:      It’s like pulling teeth isn’t it, I think I know where the Spanish got it from because they’ve got a lot of Arabic in the Spanish  

RB:      Islamic blood. 

RD:      What did ??? say?  He said ‘I’d sooner have my teeth pulled out than go down and have to talk to Franco again’.  (RB: laugh)  

RB:      Let me have a go at it, and I’ll, I’ll see where I get to. 

RD:      Alright, mate, well, I’ll speak to you late this afternoon, then. 

RB:      OK.

RD:      Alright, bye.